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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

**The Disasters of Cleaning** (Title by Kim :) )
 
I just wanted to let all of you know what an idiot I am.. While cleaning my house on Saturday.. I almost died... well not quite... but close enough. So I am downstairs doing my usual cleaning routine.. at this particular point I am cleaning my kitchen cabinets.. I am standing on the counter both feet on either side of the corner and I take a step back and before I can realize there is nothing to step back on.. I step.. and fall.. and scrap... it was not fun!! I was so shocked I didn't even know what had happened all I knew was that it scared me and it knocked the wind out of me.. so I start walking around my kitchen just taking deep breaths, trying as hard as possible not to cry like a two year old but I feel like I am going to pass out. Jesse was upstairs on his computer so I walk up there and he doesn't even notice me come in.. finally he notices and looks and me and says "What's wrong?" and that was it.. I just started bawling!! I couldn't even contain myself!! Jesse was so freaked out, he couldn't figure out what was wrong with me. Finally he figures I'm hurt and asks me where it hurts.. I can't even talk I'm crying so hard so I just point.. like a two year old would.. and sat there and cried for a few minutes.. then got back up, got a hold of myself and went back to cleaning.. How could have ever thought that cleaning would be so dangerous! From this near death experience I have a HUGE the biggest ugliest weirdest bruise I have ever seen that goes from the middle of my thigh the middle of my bum.. (this is why there are no pics.. I'm sure no one wants to see that! :) )  I have not been able to sit or sleep or touch the left side of my body for days, my whole body is stiff!! LOL It is finally getting to where I can sit without hurting.. I just wanted to tell you all this so that the next time you are cleaning you do not do something as stupid as I did.. because it really hurts! :)

5 comments:

Spencer said...

ha ha ha ha ha, I love that you came up to jesse crying and that he didn't know what to do because you wouldn't tell him!!! This is the story of every guy's life!! Girls want us as guys to read their minds!! Also the part of the story that I think you left out was what happened after you pointed to where it hurt; did Jesse kiss it better? haha jk haha :)

Spencer said...

Oh yeah one more thing, I really like you quote of the month!!! It's gooood!! :)

The Fife's said...

Sad. Im sorry but I was laughing the whole time I was reading this feeling so bad for you. I hope you recover. Iam so jelous your going to st. george. Tell Jesse to tell Bryan to take me somewhere warm - even better all of us should go somewhere. Good luck with your school stuff.

bRanDoN and TheReSa said...

you poor thing!!! Kim did tell me this story and I was expectin her to tell me you broke something... your so tiny and with a fall like that you could have really really injured your self!!! be careful girl :) make jesse clean LOL

Unknown said...

Oh honey, I'm so sorry. Sounds like something I would do tho. I hope you're feeling better. I love you. Hugs