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Friday, December 10, 2010

What I Know Now At 17 Weeks...

We are in trouble!! I have been doing lots of online shopping for little girl's stuff.. and LOVE it ALL!! Everything I see I want! I knew that baby stuff was expensive before I was pregnant.. but $80.00 for baby shoes??? I really don't think I can justify it... but... I can dream and oogle at all of the adorable things they have! I sure am having a great time!

Week 17 has been better.. finally! My stupid rash went away and my cold seems to be getting better! Hopefully it will be ALL gone before Christmas!

I haven't had a ton of changes with myself for a week or so now... but here are a few things on my list.

- I am extremely tired all of the time. I feel like I can't get enough sleep.

- I am starting to feel very very overwhelmed by everything and everyone's opinions.

- The only thing that I'm really craving right now are Big Macs and Fries.. :) Super healthy. I know.

-Some people may call me a "sensitive" person sometimes probably overly sensitive. It is about a million times worse right now. I have been taking everything people say so personally and sometimes let it get to me when I know that I should just let it roll off my shoulders.

-My belly is getting bigger. I'm just at an awkward stage right now.. and am feeling like a fatty. I will take a picture at Week 18 and post it.

-We are pretty sure we have a name picked out, but can't think of a middle name! She may not be getting a middle name at the rate we are going!

I thought this was pretty funny so for my 17 week update, I wanted to share with you
"17 THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO YOUR PREGNANT WIFE"


17. "I finished the Oreo's."
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."
14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."
13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl."
12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

 5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant...
1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger



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